Op-Ed: I Want To Bareback Broadway Bares Dancer/Actor John Carroll

Stage performer John Carroll has appeared in Broadway shows as an actor and in the infamous “Broadway Bares” event as a nearly nude dancer, and now he has written an op-ed for The Advocate in which he chastises gay Republicans for supporting a political party whose platform is, he claims, directly opposed to gay civil rights. While Carroll explores the “mystery” of gay Republicans who support the GOP, he also allows us to explore his bulging biceps, chiseled facial features, and six pack abs in professional modeling photos accompanying the 1,200-word piece that labels gay Republicans modern day “Uncle Toms.” I want to fuck John Carroll bareback.

John Carroll learned of Obama’s re-election while he was hiking through Patagonia, writing for Advocate.com:

I was hiking through Patagonia when I heard the news of President Obama’s reelection.

Coincidentally, Patagonia is exactly the same place I imagine myself having condomless, passionate, and adulterous (he’s married) sex with John Carroll. I would spit on my hand for lube and then fuck John Carroll bareback in the mountains of Patagonia and I would not pull out until I shot my load deep inside of John Carroll’s ass, breeding him right then and there, in Patagonia.

The hotel I was staying at had only four rooms and not one of them had a television set. Being that there was no boob tube, I held my breath and relied on texts from my husband, back in the States, to keep me informed on Election Day. When I got word that “we” had won, I felt like I could finally breathe again. We had four more years with a president who, unlike his opponent, believed whole-heartedly in LGBT equality.

I can feel John Carroll’s muscular yet ridiculously soft ass sliding up and down on top of me. His hole is kept tightly hidden between his two rock hard, buoyant, and born-to-be eaten alabaster white ass cheeks. Once you discover it (first I would discover it with my tongue), you will have discovered the 8th wonder of the world. John Carroll’s asshole is a gift from God, just like rape, according to some Republicans.

I returned home with renewed vim and vigor, so much so, I did bell kicks through U.S. customs (Note To Reader: Enforcement officers do not appreciate the Broadway bell kick). You could imagine my shock a few evenings later when I was introduced to someone at a friend’s party as, “This is Mark, he’s a gay Republican, he supported Romney.”

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In the movie in my mind, when Mark went to shake my hand, I held tightly onto him with a firm grip, looked sternly into his eyes and gave him an impassioned speech that would put Julia Sugarbaker to shame. “And that Mark, just so you will know, and-your-children-will-someday-know…!” However, none of that happened. I was so shocked by his political views that I had to excuse myself and walk away.

What kind of internalized homophobia and self-loathing must one possess in order to stand behind a political party that would put our civil rights’ accomplishments back decades when President Obama and the Democratic ticket were so vocal in their belief in LGBT equality?

What kind of internal pounding would John Carroll like the most as I stand behind him ready to plow? Deep, long, steady strokes that push him to climax ever so slowly over the course of a couple of hours? Or, would he prefer an aggressive jackhammer no-holds-barred slam fucking that gets him off in just a matter of moments?

Do gay Republicans who voted for a party that says marriage is only between a man and woman believe they themselves are not worthy of love? Do gay Republicans who voted for a party that says gay people should not be allowed to adopt children believe they themselves are not worthy of family? And what would gay Republicans, who voted for Mitt Romney’s version of America, do when their beloved jobs that gave them their beloved money were taken away from them because they were gay?

What would John Carroll do when, after I’ve come inside him, I force him to open his ass cheeks and push the come back out into my mouth, which I would then spit into his mouth and force him to swallow?

I have heard gay Republicans say they vote according to their fiscal needs.

I have heard John Carroll say he likes to be fisted.

 

John Carroll is today’s version of a sexy gay Hitler, and I would fuck him bareback so hard with my big black dick (in my fantasy I am black) that he would pass out and need smelling salts to wake up. I would ask him to remember me, the big black guy who’s [sic] big black cock left such a legacy upon his destroyed, bloodied, and cum-drenched asshole.

[Advocate]