Oh, God: Tayte Hanson Is Making Some Kind of Art Film

It has come to my attention that CockyBoy Tayte Hanson, whose loyal fan following has consistently voted him the hottest newcomer of the year (so far), is making some kind of art video starring himself.

It’s called ‘The Experience,’ it’s supposed to be out sometime this fall (on YouTube… for reasons that are not clear his Vimeo account got flagged, which is odd because they’re usually more lenient, but maybe it was all the butt bouncing), and he’s made a trailer with a voiceover done by himself that is totally eyeroll-worthy on every level.

The trailer starts with him in a mirror fixing his hair, and then deliberately putting on a white button-down shirt.

Then he gets a piece of junk mail that upsets him.

Then he sits down at a piano to play Chopsticks, and starts crying. The voiceover mumbles some inane shit like, “Remove yourself from the screen and search the universe, for where you seek I will be present.”

Oh but this all takes place in someone’s expensive apartment overlooking Central Park, so therefore it’s very serious.

Is this Tayte’s way of warning us that he plans on being a porntrepreneur himself in the style of a Michael Lucas or Jake Jaxson? Is this just Tayte’s way of making sure we all know, before he gets too involved in the porn world, that he is, at heart, a very serious artist?

Whatever the answer, I think you’ll agree: insufferable.

 
Previously: HOT OR NOT?: NEWLY MINTED COCKYBOY TAYTE HANSON

 

10 thoughts on “Oh, God: Tayte Hanson Is Making Some Kind of Art Film”

  1. Can’t stand this guy… once again for some reason everyone is creaming their pants over a totally mediocre performer who isn’t that attractive. I just don’t get it… and I’m sure this art film is just to feed his already inflated ego. Some of these porn guys think they’re practically Bieber…

    1. By “practically Bieber,” do you mean you think Bieber is hot? I can’t imagine anyone wanting to be Bieber except for his money. Actually, I thought only prepubescent girls were hot for him! Learn something new every day!!

      1. Plenty of us would fuck the shit out of Bieber, his fan base isn’t just pre-pubescent girls, not by a long shot. He’s adorable and his wannabe bad boy antics are a total turn on. What I really meant though is that I think some of these porn guys would like to be as famous as he is.

  2. I was ready to defend him because i think people tend to shit all over porn stars when they try and do something non-porn related, but… yikes!

  3. IMHO the man is extremely hot, but I do think he got hold of some really good stuff right before he made this. Not to be a hater, but I’d rather see him naked and angry fucking some little twink!

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