“Obviously, you look great in a swimsuit, so we can skip that. Nobody wants to see you in formal wear because you are too sexy out of it, another skip. You have just given lots of thought to the biggest question of the piece, so that leaves only the talent portion. Tell me what I’m going to be seeing in this talent portion. Or feeling. Or touching. Do I need to move any furniture for you to show me this talent?”

by Zach on March 19, 2013