It’s a good thing someone’s decided to market one then.  We actually find this more disturbing than laff-making… I mean, don’t get us wrong. It’s funny.  But uh, maybe the thing looks a little racist?  It actually reminds us of an Aunt Jemima bottle.

What’s funny is the accompanying quote bubble from Sarah Palin that says “Drill baby drill!”

And, anyway, it seems like a poor alternative to a dildo cast from a mold of, say Sean Michaels’ 10-inch dong. Not that we could ever take that shit, but… we’re just saying.

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