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Nude Beckham Simulacrum More Impressive Than Actual Beckham

If Baudrillard was right and images do, in fact, mask the absence of reality, we might propose that the Beckham underwear image masks the fact that Beckham proper would not actually shop at Macy’s, nor eat at the Cheesecake Factory, nor sleep with any of the Macy’s-shopping, Cheesecake-Factory-eating homosexuals currently masturbating to his one-story bulge.

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  1. Hagatha Christie says:

    When FINE as fuck gets boring as fuck….it’s shame.

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