A BarStoolSports blogger named Jenna was not happy when the jock cock landed in her Facebook messages inbox. She published the cock pic yesterday with a rant:
Well clearly he knows how to get me all hot and bothered because he sent me a picture of his ultra white glow in the dark dick…Perfect. Just what I’ve always wanted… Well here it is. And take that Schlongoria for burning this beacon of shit into my brain.
And if this additional report is to be believed, Longoria is quite the ladies’ man indeed. Let’s add this episode to the list of why we should pity our straight brethren, who live in a mistifying world where cock pics are met with ingratitude.
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WHAT A CLASSLESS STRAIGHT MORON! THAT IS NO WAY TO HOOK UP WITH A WOMAN.STUPID HET GUYS ARE CLUELESS WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN, AND THEY DON’T GIVE A DAM.SLAP OFF THE HEAD!
You’re so funny. He obviously did this because he knew it would piss her off. NOT because he wanted to date her. You missed the gist of the article.
I’ll beat the shit out of both of you just to see him take a piss.
Shit. I’ll take it.
I’ll fight you for it.