No.

“Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off…

“…he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women–he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!”

No. Just…no.

There’s no pricing on the manufacturer’s site, no way to order one, and the photos below show a real model(?!)—not the doll. Is this a publicity stunt? I hope so.

(That said, the guy is really hot..?)

 

11 thoughts on “No.”

  1. This thing will be a total success. Imagine all the pranks guys can pull with it. ‘Dude, we are totally cool with you being gay, but Justin Bieber????’ /’Mom, dad, that … that doll was totally put in my room as a prank! I swear!’

  2. I would consider a real flesh feeling type of thing if they didn’t charge out the ass.
    Not desperate, but IF I wanted to.

  3. Cute kid. But you know that doll looks just like one of those inflateable pool toys. Talk about false advertising. What’s in the box ? Dear God, WHAT’S IN THE BOX ???

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