‘Nirvana Baby’ Has a Bigger Penis Now

17 year-old Spencer Elden told MTV News that it’s “creepy [how] many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest porn star.” Elden’s parents received just $200 when they allowed Elden to be photographed in a pool for Nirvana’s iconic album cover back in 1991. But for Spencer, his coverboy prestige is priceless. He even admitted in the same interview that he has a pick-up line. A really gross pick-up line.

It goes: “You want to see my penis … again?

Whatever you do, Spencey, just don’t go throwing your naked baby pics up on Adam4Adam, promising boyish good looks and a naturally smooth body. (Believe us, we’ve tried that one.)

Then and Now shots of pervy Spencer below.

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