Nickelodeon’s New Star Has Gay Stripper Past

Written by paul February 13th, 2009

February 13th, 2009

People have been calling Mr. Funk the new Zac Efron ever since Nickelodeon tapped him to star in the studio’s new musical Spectacular! Teen girls are starting to go ga-ga, but it seems that the Canadian sex fairy has been garnering a different sort of fan base for years.

Gruesome gossip blogger Perez Hilton learned from one of his well-lubed sources that Mr. Funk was a stripper at the trashy gay bar MJs before God burned the bar down a couple years ago. “Nolan went by the name of JT,” the source tells Perez. “He has a giant uncut cock!”