Nick Snider: ‘Everyone Is A Liar But Me’

You read the reports about his arrest. You read his denial of the reports about his arrest. Then came the apparent bitchfight with Diesel Washington. And now there’s this interview from Unzipped. My favorite parts are below.

Unzipped: You were charged with attempting to influence a public servant, and the police report says that you offered to suck an officer’s “dick and balls.” But in your recent Facebook note, you say that didn’t happen at all.

Nick Snider: Right. First of all, I would never in my life use the word “balls,” ever. If anything, I would have said, “I’ll suck your dick and lick your taint.”

UZ: OK. So the police report is wrong?

NS: Everything was over exaggerated. And it was all done because, hello, it’s Arkansas. They don’t like gay people there, or people who are different. But like I said, it’s resolved. I paid a fine—which was the maximum amount because the judge didn’t like me—and it’s over. The funny thing is that all the police officers were asking to take photos with me at the courthouse.

UZ: Has any of this hurt your career?

NS: No, I would say it’s been a positive thing for my career. I mean, I was successful before, but now more people know who I am.

UZ: Have you always known that you were pretty?

NS: I’ve always known that I wasn’t horrible looking.

UZ: Forbes named you the #5 male model in the whole world. Why?

NS: It’s a combination of things. Like, how much you work, how much money you make, that kind of stuff.

UZ: And how much money do you make per show that you’re in?

NS: It can range from $1,000 to $25,000, depending on the show and what you’re doing in it.

UZ: So let’s talk about your porn star friend, Diesel Washington. He’s written a lot about you.

NS: I don’t know who that is.

UZ: Uhhhhh…

NS: OK. Yes. I know who he is. But I’ve only hung out with Diesel once in my entire life. It was on the 24th of April. He kept messaging me and asking me to help him go shopping for clothes for that gay porn awards show–the Grabby Awards. I agreed to do it, and he got a shirt from Diesel.

UZ: Diesel got a shirt from Diesel. OK, so what about all the things he says he’s done with you? How do you respond?

NS: Diesel has said numerous times that he is a liar, so I have no problem with whatever he says. Obviously, nothing he says is true. It’s sad that he would find the need to use someone else’s name to make a name for himself.

UZ: Alright. Well when was the first time you had sex?

NS: I don’t have sex. But I had my first blowjob when I was 14.

UZ: Are you a top or a bottom?

NS: Again, I don’t have sex!

UZ: Whatever. From what I’ve heard, I can pretty much guess your preference.

NS: Well then there you go.

In closing, a commenter points out that Japan Hong Kong used computers to reenact his arrest in the video below. As always, thank you Japan China.

 

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Nick Snider: ‘I’ve Always Known That I Wasn’t Horrible Looking’ (Unzipped)

 

12 thoughts on “Nick Snider: ‘Everyone Is A Liar But Me’”

  1. Insider Who Knows, I don’t think he’s lying. They do pay male models thousands of dollars for a show.

    I just want to hang with Nick to get the scoop on who is gay or straight. I wouldn’t mind rocking Chad White’s boat.

  2. I don’t know why people think just because someone is a model they are attractive. That is quiet the opposite for a lot of them. If anything, they are celebrated because of their weirdness, not their beauty. Someone like David Gandy is attractive. Nick is nothing to write home about, and there are a lot of high paid weird looking models like him who are meh.

  3. I particularly enjoyed the animated “crotch point”. Didn’t really need to be in English to get that point across.

  4. Very good looking guy. Oh to be thin and tall and young and have incredible cheekbones. Or to be filthy rich with a last name like Gabanna or Versace and be able to collect trophies like this. He’d be Wednesday through Saturday. BTW, I’m “the commenter” who found the YouTube. Seriously!

  5. Insider Who Knows

    He’s a big fat liar. There isn’t a male model on the planet who gets paid anything close to $25K for a show. He MIGHT get paid $1000 from a major designer like Klein, Armani, etc. but he’s making a fool of himself by saying something like that. People who know (and I’m one of them) read this and know he’s full of shit.

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