The sweater gays at After Elton somehow broke the story of this Arizona homosexual who “loves the single life.” He’s beloved by all the cast-mates, according to the press description, but he’s also “brutally honest.”

It will be difficult for Derek to single-handedly out-fag last season’s Gayest Real World Ever, but it’s still possible. He’d just have to do something big, like invent a new genre of faux-hawk or sero-convert. We’ll be waiting.

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Meet the gay man on the upcoming ‘Real World: Cancun’ (After Elton)