New Cream to Kill Bear Community’s Long Love Affair With Crotch Stink

But what is this magical panacea against the new disease they’ve dubbed MGO (that’s Male Genital Odor) you ask?

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Hey, it’s like the web is an old-timey medicine show!  The cream turns out to be nothing more than an antifungal
with 1% cotrimazole, a substance easily obtainable in
Walgreens-brand format for treating Athlete’s foot, jock itch and yes, yeast infections.  So if you’re looking to cure your smelly foreskin, or trying to drive away a hairy older lover infatuated with your stink, we would recommend spending the $6 on the tube of off-brand cream rather than the $9.95 plus shipping that these charlatans want. 

We’re noting this to mock it and warn less savvy consumers against buying such dumb shit. But let’s all thank Perez Hilton for sending them a mountain of traffic under the auspices of his “Wacky, Tacky and True”  category. Keep it real, Perez!  How’s that blogging going?  Twit.

NodorOâ„¢ (ismellperfect.com  – please don’t buy anything)

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