Moobs In Miami: Bravo’s Andy Cohen Caught Shirtless At The Swimming Pool, Shows Off Bangin’ Swimming Pool Body!!

Move over Marc Jacobs, Harry Louis, Justin Bieber, and Patrick Schwarzenegger…the new bangin’ bikini beach body is Bravo Andy’s bangin’ bikini swimming pool body!! Isn’t it great to see an openly out and proud gay man who is not ashamed of his body, even if it doesn’t quite measure up to every other gay man’s perfectly sculpted pecs and rock hard abs?! Sure, Bravo Andy would be considered clinically obese by any medical doctor, but if he’s comfortable with his body, so are we!!

Check out more of Bravo Andy being out and proud and baring it all while shirtless at the pool in Miami!!! Don’t listen to the haters, Andy! You look great, even with the extra pounds!! A little diet and exercise can take care of that belly fat, if it’s something that’s bothering you! (And I’m not saying that it should!) Either way! Great!

[Zimbio]

 

32 thoughts on “Moobs In Miami: Bravo’s Andy Cohen Caught Shirtless At The Swimming Pool, Shows Off Bangin’ Swimming Pool Body!!”

  1. Funny post, Zach (how can people not get that you are joking?) Anyway, Andy is sexier than any gay porn star. Love his body, face and, especially, that salt&pepper hair. Also, unlike a lot of guys (at least it seems that way anyway), I am more attracted to him knowing that he is gay.

  2. I love m’self a cute little pot belly! It turns me on, I find it really masculine.

    And am I the only one that interpreted zach’s comments as sincere? Maybe i’m just not on the ball today, but to me this article seemed to lack that typically sarcastic edge…

  3. Don't mess with my man!

    You guys are crazy! Andy doesn’t even rep the “real men look like this”look. Randomly pick 100 men & add Cohen to the mix & he’d WIN!!!

  4. Harsh! I don’t get why this guy is even on a Porn blog—Enlighten me. If he were a fitness guru trashing anybody not in pitch-perfect conditioning, I could possibly understand the critical focus on his body, but is he not just a garden-variety talk-show-host who usually appears fully clothed? I apologize if I have missed some key reason why his BMI is relevant & blog-worthy, but I think he’s cute enough in and out of clothes.

  5. MY MAN Is Dead

    I’d hit it after I Ryan Rose’d its ass first(chill, y’all know these fem stein bitches like it rough!) & upon completion of his poolside ‘I’m Every Woman’ or ‘So Cold The Night’ or some queen-i-along talking about ‘touch me’

  6. This is one of the most condescending posts I have ever seen on this blog, and there’s a lot of crap here.

    1. I wonder how long it takes for people to read this site before they get Zach’s sense of humour.

      Do you honestly think that Zach honestly thinks that this man is “clinically obese”? He knows perfectly well that this is a perfectly normal body. The whole post is making fun of the unrealistic body expectations that the gay community in general and the porn industry in particular are built around. Whether it was successful or not is perhaps up for debate, but I’m genuinely surprised that people don’t see that that was at least the intent, especially when you’ve obviously read the site before.

      1. Thank you for that post. If you see the type of men that Zach says he likes a good number of them look like the average guy next door – except for the whole Lovell thing that I do not get but meh. I think Andy is hot and more power to Zach for showing that not all of us think that one type is best.

  7. I saw pics from the UK Daily Mail in the same swim trunks from the rear and unfortunately he’s got one of those missing asses where it’s like straight down from the lower back to the legs. I was hoping for a big booty!

    1. Are you serious? I was envisioning a big booty too. It would have completed my fantasy. Oh well, he is still really cute.

  8. I know what clinically obese looks like, and that ain’t it. Sure Andy Cohen probably looks a little more like Anthony Bourdain than he wants to, but he’s not grotesquely fat.

    1. It also doesn’t help that in the second photo, he looks like he’s in a really bad version of “A Streetcar Named Desire.”

  9. I would bang the mess out of Andy. Andy is so hot to me that I can hardly get through the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion without imagining an orgy with Cynthia, Candy, Kenya and Andy. He is so sexy and I do not mind that he is thick – believe me, that is alright! I hate the Real Housewives franchise, but I love this one for those three and Andy.

  10. Are you kidding me!? He looks great. Welcome back from Phoenix Forum Zach, this is what real men look like.

  11. I think he actually looks great. His arms look good and so do his quads. He clearly works out. You dont have to be some plastic looking Ken Doll to be considered attractive.

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