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Mister France Will Be Duck-Lipped

The only thing more confusing than a beauty pageant is a gay beauty pageant. Sure, I’d fuck most of the guys below, but why climb a stage to get judged when you could get the same effect by standing in the corner of a gay bar? Plus, The Sword does not condone the direct correlation between gay pageants and pouty Tyra fuck-me face. Maybe the problem is that they’re all saying “fromage” instead of “cheese” before taking pictures?

The winner gets selected in February. More info, written in a strange tongue, is here.

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4 Responses to “Mister France Will Be Duck-Lipped”

  1. Gavin says:

    Necklace Boy is the only complete package.

  2. m says:

    eww. beauty really. i wouldn’t do a single one of um

  3. Legend says:

    HA! @ “fromage”.

  4. ddsf says:

    The nipple assortment. Its all about the nipple assortment. In Paris, there are that many flavors of croissant as well.

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