And maybe you like cracky-style, uber-fast-talking comedy in a Robin Williams style by the minstrely-est gay minstrel since Carson Kressley.  Maybe you think there aren’t enough ways to get gay-style Hollywood news from a gay (hi Dlisted, JustJared, and you too *cough* Perez).

Anyway, if he put down the pipe and stopped audibly inhaling, we might have chuckled at his bits about Top Model a gay High School Musical. But yeah, we apologize in advance.

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