Mickey Mantle's Fondest Memory Was Of A Blowjob

1973 marked the 50th anniversary of Yankee Stadium. To celebrate, stadium organizers asked prominent Yankees to recall their fondest memories of the famed baseball grounds. The first question was, “I consider the following to be my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium.” Mickey’s response:

I got a blow-job under the right field bleachers by the Yankee bull pen.

The next question was, “This event occurred on or about: (Give as much detail as you can)

It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn’t fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don’t ask me, I’m no cock-sucker.

You’re no cock-sucker, Mickey, but your little story did end up on a nasty, cummy bareback porn blog. Thanks for the tip, Treasure Island Media, you darling little hole-seeders, you!