Oh, Michael. Lindsay Lohan did something this week, there was drama, Daddy lashed out, maybe there’ll be a restraining order, blah blah blah. The only thing that matters is this picture of Michael Lohan lounging in a swivel chair wearing a mesh shirt. In an angry letter he wrote to X-17, Daddy Lohan signs off with the words, “I am going to sit back and let GOD do His work.” But Michael, don’t you see? As long as you keep sitting back like THIS, then GOD’s work is already DONE!

(PS: Are we the only ones who want to see Michael Lohan get topped by Justin Gaston?)

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