In a pointless but nonetheless funny publicity stunt that I am nonetheless covering, Men.com has put out a video plea to Justin Bieber to come do a little gay porn.
To be exact, they have Johnny Rapid get on camera and tell Justin that they’ll give him $2 million which sounds like a lifetime of riches to Johnny but is more like what Bieber spends on hookers and hotels in a month to do a scene.
“I’ll do most of the work,” pleads professional sex slave Johnny. “You come in for a few hours, then you’re out of here.”
It would be funny if Justin Bieber even deigned to honor this with a Twitter response, which he will not.
He’s too busy making Vines like this, which currently has almost 5.5 million views.
Christ. I’m going back to bed.