Meet The Most Annoying/Amazing Club Promoter Of All Time

The soul-crushing and yet totes amazeballs job that is club promotion (if it is even a “job”?) apparently requires you to act fucking insane/drunk during all hours of the day, every day, but here is a Latin twink club promoter who elevates his profession from “hot mess up in the clurrb” to, uhhh, “hot mess on YouTube” with a manic display of deranged enthusiasm about some of the shittiest nightclubs in the county. Tonight is going to be so excciiitttingggg!!1!!

In addition to always “having fun” (when they would rather be chewing on glass that has been marinated in urine), club promoters have to be able to convince you, the potential club-goer, that their club is going to be “off the hook” x 1000000 with free drinks laced with cocaine/hot guys with 14-inch cocks, etc. Enter “MTV Angel” (legal name Angel Bonilla), who has over 100 videos on his YouTube channel promoting nightclubs in Southern California, and they are actually sort of convincing! (Having grown up in the sad and gross parts of Orange County and Long Beach where MTV Angel’s clubs are located, I can tell you that she is really, really werqing it.)

From Pomona (shudder) to Costa Mesa (I can’t), here’s Angel, everybody!

 
 Are you a blast in a glass, bb??

 Uhhhh, that dog?

8 thoughts on “Meet The Most Annoying/Amazing Club Promoter Of All Time”

  1. He is a fake asshole. Once he grows up he will hopefully become an adult. His parents should have never sneeked across crossed the boarder, because we dont need his kind here.

  2. THIS IS TOO FUNNY! MTV Angel can be a pain… and sadly unethical… but what do you expect from a “Latin twink club promoter” well for that matter… a “Latin ______ club promoter”

  3. Hi LOVER DOVERS!

    I just died after reading this story! HA HA HA! It’s a BLAST in a GLASS! Thank you all my lover dovers for all the cute and exciting comments!

    Ps: I’m originally from San Diego not OC/Long Beach.

    Pss: DPS; You were 10% correct! I do read parts of the flyers duh duh duh, BUT I hire myself since there my events! OMG do come to my party this Sunday May 13th at Posch in Irvine! Its going to be a BLAST in a GLASS! Plus I’m buying EVERYONE drinks 9PM-10PM!

    http://www.BoyBar.com

    The ONE and ONLY!

    Angel Bonilla (The Amazing but NOT conceded)

  4. Someone needs to confiscate that puppy and give it to a nice little non-douchebag family. Won’t someone think of the puppies?

  5. P.S. He is not even a real “club promoter”. Nobody hires him to do this, he just reads what flyers say and repeats it in these videos.

  6. Oh god why!?! This filth is so fucking annoying. When he is out at the clubs and there is a group of people posing for a photo that the club photographer is taking, he will jump in the photo acting like he is part of the group. He’s been doing it for years.

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