The first scene of Cheaters debuts today, and we need to call your attention a certain first-time porn performer who is destined to be a very major star.
Meet Carly. I think she’s a papillon-chihuahua mix. And it’s pretty clear from the dramatic opening shots of Scene 1 that Carly knows what the fuck is up. Vance Crawford is cheating on his Portuguese (?) girlfriend. And he goes off to fuck Donnie Dean at Donnie’s place, where Donnie’s boyfriend (Ashton Webber) is sleeping off a hangover in the bed. So where are they to fuck? Eh, they just do it right there in the hallway.
But there are two important morals to this story, so far: 1) The dog knows exactly what you’re doing; and 2) If you’re an alcoholic your boyfriend is probably going to cheat on you.
Please everyone, await Carly’s place among the ranks of non-sexual performer nominees at the Grabbys.
Below, some more of the scene that follows Carly’s too-brief cameo.