Meet George Reker’s Little Fuckbitch

George Reker co-founded the Family Research Council, sits on the board of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality and rails against gay adoption. And naturally, in a (remarkably poorly written) scoop from the Miami New Times, it turns out that George Reker likes them smooth, young and with a penis:

On April 13, the "rent boy" (whom we’ll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully subsidized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart.

That man was George Alan Rekers, of North Miami — the callboy’s client and, as it happens, one of America’s most prominent anti-gay activists…. Rekers wouldn’t deny he met his slender, blond escort at Rentboy.com — which features homepage images of men in bondage and grainy videos of crotch-rubbing twinks — and Lucien confirmed it.

Since the story broke, Joe. My. God. has been busy eliciting a laugh track of excuses from Reker — "Like Jesus Christ, I deliberately spend time with sinners with the loving goal to try to help them," and, "Due to surgery I require assistance in lifting luggage while traveling." This is almost as good as Larry Craig’s "wide stance."

In the meantime, Unzipped was busy trolling Rentboy.com profiles in the Miami area to track down the anonymous hooker who vacationed with Reker for ten fucky days. Meet Geo:

So that’s fun.

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5 thoughts on “Meet George Reker’s Little Fuckbitch”

  1. Is it weird that it turns me on just a little bit when I see you “be a bitch” to your readers?

    1. You’re right, I need to not be a bitch to my readers. Sorry, love you, smiley face. And for the record, “little fuckbitch” is the highest honorific this site can bestow on someone.

  2. Blogger Joe.My.God. is trying to win the rentboy’s confidence and have him join forces with him in exposing the hypocrite. I find “Little Fuckbitch” unnecessary and hateful.

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