The Martha Stewart offices are, naturally, rife with gays who knew exactly what they were doing here–or maybe Martha learned even more in prison than we’ll ever know!–but we think this is just the cutest, perviest thing to happen to craft stores since those strange, naked, open-mouthed dolls you’re meant to paint and clothe yourself. Perfect for making dildo cozies, or wrapping up that birthday gift for that special Piss bottom in your life!
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12” X 12” Crafting Paper Multipack – Bandanna – 24 Pcs (Martha Stewart Crafts)