The man’s name is Jason Leroy Savage, and he was arrested back in October at a car wash 90 miles northwest of Detroit after another man caught him using a the industrial-strength vacuum nozzle to suck his dick.  His immediate response upon being caught in the act: “Oh shit.”  Turns out he was on parole for home invasion, and now he’s been sentenced kind of harshly for what was essentially indecent exposure on the level we see in San Francisco every other day.

The Smoking Gun has the full police report here.

Poor guy.  And that shit had to hurt! He’s just crying out for the unique pleasures of a robotic orifice.

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Jason Leroy Savage Crime Report (The Smoking Gun)