Madonna Set to Grab Dubai by the Balls, Wallets

We love Dubai so much that we’re becoming green-eyed monsters and we guess that means we sort of hate her. Everyone is entitled to their cryptic and halfhearted opinions, right? We can scarcely believe that this is the same woman who, at age 19, toe-tapped her way into Manhattan with only $35 to her name and started schlepping Dunkin Donuts (as courageously portrayed by the incomparable Terumi Matthews in our favorite movie, Madonna: Innocence Lost, co-starring the effervescent Wendie Malick). From a dozen glazed jellies to global domination and a history-making paycheck, Madonna makes us feel more inadequate than ever. Check out some of Madge’s more smug and confusing video blogs below.

UPDATE: Some new tracks from the album leaked. Check em out.

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0 thoughts on “Madonna Set to Grab Dubai by the Balls, Wallets”

  1. what gives? Obvious someone in your little niche hates her and it’s not funny at all. I’m starting not to be a fan of this site and all this hating .. not cool guys….

    Jason Ridge

    just have fun with your site.. i love it except for guys hating on her…
    please explain…

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