The Sword readership has spoken, and they officially believe that the first gay marriage to go down the drain will be… [DRUMROLL] … Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith!

Yeah yeah. Whatever. You can go on being one of those celeb-mag-reading sheeple who doesn’t believe the rumors until the publicists-approved truth gets spilled on ET, but we will go on assuming that all we’ve heard is true and that Will and Jada’s swingin marriage of convenience will only last as long as their careers require it.

And now we’re going to back to kissing our picture of James Franco and dreaming of a less closeted future.

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