Long Dong Footballer Offered Porn Gig

Visanthe Shiancoe’s 7 flaccid inches have garnered him his 15 minutes among dick slip afficianados everywhere. Now, a porn studio called Black Ice DVD has offered the Minnesota Vikings tight end a chance to fuck one of their models’ loose ends. A spokesman for the porn studio told AVN:

“From what we’ve seen, there is definitely a career for Visanthe in the adult industry, if he’d like one. We would welcome an opportunity to align ourselves with a world-class athlete of Viante’s stature.”

While this job offer is clearly a publicity stunt, and while NFL contracts probably prohibit such naughty moonlighting, we’re guessing that Shiancoe is taking the porn offer in stride. After all, when asked to comment on the dick slip last week, Shiancoe shrugged happily and asked the reporter, “How’d it look?” Plus, who could resist the sultry, understated elegance of Black Ice models like the one below?