Did you hear about Long Island’s “Hot Dog Hooker“? She was charged with prostitution after allegedly offering a handjob to an undercover cop whom she sold a hot dog to, from her hot dog truck. Here she is going on an epic 6-minute rant, right after her court appearance yesterday:
If we could channel this woman’s energy—her attitude toward sex, her 90’s nostalgia (she does acrobatical stuff!), her blissful obliviousness (she doesn’t even realize what she’s pleaded guilty to, unless there’s a new criminal offense called “Stripper”)—and somehow use it to deal with everything that is stupid and fucked up in everyday life today, the world would be a better place.
She says she’s going right back out to her hot dog truck (right in front of Pep Boys) to sell hot dogs and to show her cleavage tomorrow, and that she’ll be a stripper till the day she dies. God bless her. Hot Dog Hooker: My hero.
I would denounce my vegitarianism to buy a hot dog from this woman. She’s hard working, seemingly honest, proud of what she does and probably does it well. This country needs to relax and appreciate that people who aren’t like the Cleavers are just as valuable and fun and lovely as everyone else.
Sister Teresa? Is she comparing herself to Blessed Mother Teresa? LOL! This skank will be the patron saint of hot dog hookers?
Thank God she is in New York and stays there….