Levi Johnston Porn Parody Dispatch

I’m pleased to see that Mark Dalton’s body is still perfect, but I’m saddened to hear that he continues to suffer from a congenital medical disorder that prevents him from doing anything other than jerking off in the corner. The time has come, Mark, to put your penis in a butthole.

Jet Set’s Casey (pictured below) has been cast as Levi Johnston, and indeed, the porn newcomer is a mere few eyebrow hairs short of looking just like the Alaskan fuckstud’s tighter-bodied twin brother. The film also features the porn star talent agent Jesse Santana as the photographer.

Diesel Washington, who as it happens is the real life Levi Johnston’s BFF, has kindly provided the videos below.

And here’s the first image that Jet Set tweet-pic’d from the set of Getting Levi’s Johnson. (Yes, that’s Diesel Washington as Levi’s bodyguard, Tank Jones. That casting decision works because Diesel is so tall — just like Tank!)

WATCH NOW:

Mark Dalton in Falcon’s Super Soaked

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