‘AP’ Removes A Salacious Quotation From Report On Levi Johnston’s ‘Playgirl’ Spread

UPDATE: Now the New York Times has also ammended their article. The headline has gone from “Levi Johnston to pose nude for Playgirl” to “Levi Johnston to pose for Playgirl.” What the fuck is going on?

A month after Gawker broke the news of Levi’s upcoming spread, AP double-confirmed it all last night with Levi’s attorney.

Then AP proceeded to remove all the best parts of their original story, which included a quotation from Levi Johnston’s personal trainer in Anchorage that contradicts earlier reports that Levi would cover his creamy moose cock with cotton:

Once you know him, he’s very confident…When it’s time for him to bare all, he’ll be ready.

Other information that AP removed from their original article: that Levi’s attorney advised his stud of a client to “get to the gym” because that’s what “actors and actresses do,” that Levi is fielding media opportunities, including a reality show, and that Levi is now eating a low-carb, high-protein diet and working out 3 hours a night, 6 days a week with the “bare all” blabbing personal trainer (Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska contestant and bodyguard Tank’s brother).

Yes, maybe the personal trainer was mistaken or misquoted or misunderstood — and I actually sort of hope that’s the case, because Levi Johnston’s unveiling would mean nothing more to look forward to in life.


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