Lesbian Arrested After Attacking Wife With Syringe, Semen

Jennifer Lighten, 33, told police that her wife, Stephanie (pictured),  26, was “all liquored up” when she came home to their Massachusetts apartment. “She has been talking about trying to impregnate me for some time,” Jennifer told police.

Jennifer had said many times that she did not want to get pregnant, but drunk Stephanie wanted a baby, goddammit, so she stumbled over the fridge and retrieved an ice pack containing her brother’s semen wrapped in aluminum foil. Then, wielding a large syringe, she pinned her wife down on the couch and threatened to make a baby-shake in her vagina blender.

Jennifer locked herself in the bathroom, but Stephanie broke down the door. So Jennifer fled in the couple’s SUV, but Stephanie jumped on top of the car, nearly causing a collision with a tree.

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