We’re the ones who broke the story about Kirk Cummings’ American Idol-auditioning tranny past, and ‘tranny’ has been our affectionate nickname for the smiley twink stud ever since. But apparently he’s over the nick-name, because after we called him a tranny in our last post about the porn star bottom, he done thrown himself a big ‘ole tranny fit:
I AM NOT A FUCKING TRANNY. I AM A GUY AND I LIKE BEING A GUY I WOULDN’T CHANGE IT FOR ANYTHING. YES I DID APPEAR ON TELEVISION 4 YEARS AGO DRESSED UP AS A GIRL, BUT I DIDN’T HAVE BOOBS AND I WAS NOT GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE. … I HAVE A BIG COCK! THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL ME A FUCKING TRANNY I WILL TAKE MY COCK, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR GOD DAME THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE AND DIE ON IT. SO STOP.
To hammer his point home, Kirk then posted some pictures of his erect penis. We’d promise never to call you a tranny again, Kirk, but we won’t, because it would exempt us from the whole death by dick-choke thing, and that’s something we’ve always wanted to try just once.
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He’s a tranny let em come putt his dick in my throat see if i dont fuck him up lol
You guys are just some hateful bitches. I don’t understand why everyone hates Kirk so much. He is cute, does great movies and is just trying to make it in this world.
How about “chick with dick,” would you prefer that dear? Or how about if they never mention you at all?