Move over Brad Star, Seth Knight, Brent Corrigan, Logan McCree, Sebastian Young, Jake Lyons, and Spencer Fox, because the mother(fucker) of all crowdfunding projects is finally upon us: Retired gay porn star (and The Sword’s favorite Applebee’s lunch companion) Jeff Stryker wants you to give him $43,000 so he can make a coffee table book about how to grow pot.
Did you think that the trend of porn stars (or anyone, really) begging for money on the internet couldn’t get more insane? Ha ha, think again.
Jeff Stryker’s Growing Medical Marijuana Coffee Table Book to save lives.
Over 2 million patients use medical marijuana as it is widely accepted and legal in 18 states within the USA.
Although governments collect permit fees, taxes and allow the sale of medical marijuana, they do not monitor the marijuana being sold to see if it contains dangerous toxic chemicals or leftover fertalizers [sic].
What they term “medical marijuana”, is carelessly grown and sold using hydroponics and chemicals to rush production. This so called medical marijuana “is” ladled with chemicals and left over fertilizers which the consumer then smokes or eats.
There are going to be a lot of fundraisers for victims of disabilities, terrible diseases, cancers and aliments caused by the smoking of these chemicals if we don’t take a stand today. I want to expose the dangers and prevent millions of people from becoming unknowing victims and permanently injuried [sic] by carelessness.
Using the celebrity name “Jeff Stryker” along with a beautiful Coffee Table Book and your help, I hope to raise attention to this cause and SAVE LIVES in the process. I want to add your name and photo to my book too, you can be in it as producer!
If funded I assure you, I will be doing television and radio talk shows, promoting a campaign to expose the poisoning of America… I offer great rewards that are rare one of a kind items made available only through this Indiegogo project, such as my Action figures, playing cards and special Tee Shirts. I offer my “all” to make this a reality. I care.
Research shows 2,421,069 registered patients in the USA are using Medical Marijuana. This makes a grow book by Jeff Stryker not only a collector’s item, great photo coffee table book and super gift, “it makes it a much needed reference book”.
Why is that last part in quotes?
The goal now is to hire a professional writer to edit Jeff’s 2 years of daily journals and daily growth photographs together. This book is to be made for everyday people to easily grow in whatever area they have indoor or out and produce safe natural marijuana.We even have a small chapter on concealing your grow if someone feels the need.
Unlike any other kickstarter projects I studied, I show in the “Gallery” section a complete monetary breakdown for rewards and the monies pledged as well as very impressive rewards for your funding. I does [sic] not add any cost for my action figures or the playing cards. I want you to see the only charges are for the creation of the unique “one of a kind” items made especially for you (ie: tee shirts, special edition books, prints) and fees. I figured in the Indiegogo/Paypal fees at 10%. I also figured into that 10% the boxes, shipping supplies and labor to package rewards.
The cost of printing of a 250 page high quality glossy color coffee table photo book starts at $25 depending on the volume of prints we place. I calculated a estimated “$26,000” needed to hire the best writer to edit the book and other expences to be occured [sic].
Why is $26,000 in quotes?
I would assemble Jeff Stryker’s pictures of pot into a coffee table book for $6,000, not $26,000, so he should just hire me. Also, if he needs “26,000,” why is he asking for $42,700? Is Jeff Stryker “lying” about what he’s going to do with your money? I only ask because “I care.”
Be sure to check out Jeff Stryker’s donor rewards, which are even more amazing than his photos, especially the one if you give him $2,000:
Dinner and everything
Name in front area of book as “Co-Executive Producer”, (photo optional), lunch with and paid by Jeff Stryker, photos taken with Jeff Stryker, 4 signed action figures, 4 signed books, 4 signed prints, 4 Tee shirts, both decks of playing cards, all digital downloads, DVD with kickstarter movie clip and special “thank you” from Jeff Stryker, phone answering machine greeting (on the DVD) and personal call from Jeff Stryker. (you are responsible for all transportation, etc. to lunch).
Estimated delivery: January 2014
A phone answering machine message, on a Kickstarter DVD movie clip. I thought this was a coffee table book, being funded via Indiegogo?