The oh-so-pretty Falcon couple arrived for a dance gig in Rhode Island only to be escorted from the airport by the police in a high-speed drive to Trixx, an all-male revue in Providence. With flashing lights and whirring sirens, the boys tore away from the terminal at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and easily ditched the pesky paparrazzi they were no doubt fleeing. Thanks to Larry the cop, the boys were able to get to the stage, simulate sex and accidentally cum in each other’s mouths in record time.
With cops like Larry, it’s no wonder that Rhode Island is experiencing a boom in prostitution. The state, one of two where prostitution is legal if it occurs indoors, has seen the number of brothels surge in recent years from a small handful to nearly thirty. Is it possible that the Jarics were on a fact finding mission in Rhode Island that could help them turn their suburban idyll into a Sacramento Chicken Ranch? Could this be the reason for their recent investment in wigs? DEVELOPING …
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HAHAHAHAHA, funny stuff guys. Love the Halloween costumes huh? Tragic is all we can say. RI was fun though, we never been police escorted before….. talk about feeling famous!
Hi. That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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