David Hauslaib is the ever-earnest wunderkind behind the successful conglomerate of blogs like Jossip, Mollygood and Queerty.  Gawker is reporting that Hauslaib has already “jettisoned” Mollygood and put Jossip on “hiatus” and implies that Queerty can’t be far behind.

Whatever the reason for Queerty’s troubles — we suspect it’s heteronormative patriarchal hate-crime oppression — this pains us. It was only last month when we invited Queerty editor Japhy Grant to enjoy some poppers on ice in our hotel room for a GayVN after- after-party. He politely declined, however, since he had to return to his hotel room and write an article about how porn is dangerous and irrelevant and interferes with our ability to win the hearts and minds of straight people, which we are always forgetting is our main goal in life.

Anyway, please don’t die, Queerty. We’d miss you. But if you do, we’d love to christen your deathbed with some NSA anal sex.  Just please don’t tell your psychotic commenters about our site.

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