With that, we present just a little of the overheard conversation so far:

• “I’m switching rooms because there are three people in my current one that won’t leave.”

• Man in leather kilt: “Does this martini glass make me look too gay?”

• Man at Leather Mart demonstrating human urinal mask: “You won’t waste a drop — it’s eco-friendly.”

• “I did a shot from his foreskin”

• Rubber man to leatherman carrying a mini-fridge in the elevator: “Is that a new fetish?” Fridge Man: “Don’t ask.”

•  ”We met on the street during Decadance. He didn’t believe I could get both balls in my mouth, but I did.”

• “Yeah, what IS the German National Anthem?”

• Man outfitted solely in leather bikini briefs. “I’m not a strict Buddhist, but I try to wear as little leather as possible.”

• “I’m going to take after my mother tonight: suck as many dicks as I can and pretend I don’t remember.”

• “Do you think I can still get a cheeseburger and fries?”

If we could only find a New Yorker cartoonist and our underwear, we’d be set. We did however, find this super-enticing invite on a Post It in the hallway near the elevators (click to enlarge)

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