Phillip Ashton, a "five foot four never was," conspired with Unzipped's Zack Sire, a "faceless fat fuck," to create Derek Riveroface for this mean video, and that's mean as in awesome.
And then another video about how how Derek Rivero and Zack Randall most certainly do not engage in severe domestic violence, and another video, which I didn't watch, and now -- in what is either a culmination or a beginning -- a spicy bitch stew from Philip Ashton.
Apparently that twitter account for Dean Phoenix was a fake. I'm totally crushed. And this vid is highlarious!! I like this kid more and that slimy weasel DR even less, LOL! But he gets to sleep with the super hotness that is Zack Randall!
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Phillip Ashton, a "five foot four never was," conspired with 
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