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Written by paul
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Thursday, 11 June 2009 05:56 |
 When a pit bull violently attacked Ricky Sinz and his toddler nephew yesterday, the Chuck Norris of gay porn stabbed the dog three times in the neck and stomped its head into the concrete sidewalk until it died.
The Raging Stallion exclusive's shoulders may be too big for him to scratch his own back, but luckily he's not too muscle-bound to contain a rabid canine threat.
Ricky, who claims that he killed 28 men while on active duty in Iraq, was walking down the street yesterday with his 6-year-old nephew and his own rescued pit bull, Mr. Beefy, when he was attacked by a stray, unattended pit bull. Ricky wrote on his blog that the dog lunged at him and bit him in his scrotum, nearly robbing the porn star of his most famous asset. So the fuck stud told his small nephew "to run like hell" while Good Old Uncle Ricky took care of bu'ness. (Read the full entry here.)
i feel horrible because i love dogs i pulled my switchblade and stabbed it twice in the side i went for a third because it was still not backing off...i let my dog go for him because he was locked onto me...i started stomping the dogs head in with all my weight i knew i had to kill it before it could kill my dog attack me or my 6 year old nephew.
so i did a dog lovers worst fear and stomped its head into the concrete until i crushed its head.
the cops came and tried to take my dog and wanted to arrest me for animal cruelty because of the state of the dead dog until i showed them my bloody sack my shin and the bite marks on my dog mr beefy and the people from the block came out and told the cops that we were attacked because there were alot of witnesses
then they had an ambulance pick me up.
Ricky, we're glad you and your clan escaped unharmed. Also, please don't kill us okay thanks.
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I joined Dominic Ford two weeks ago and was so glad that they released a Ricky Sinz video today in 3d. I was happy to see that there were no bloody balls in the movie =).