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Written by paul
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Friday, 24 April 2009 10:55 |
 Rev up your popcorn machines and begin the countdown! Judging from a cryptic posting on its official website, Fred Phelps' very naughty Westboro Baptist Church is about to pull a Jonestown.
A blogger named Gossip Boy points to the latest diatribe posted on the God Hates Fags official site. Citing various apocalpytic bible verses, the post announces to the members of Westboro Baptist Church that "we gotta go, peeps!"
After predicting that the sinful world is about to come to an end, the author of the post writes (bolding is ours):
Let us see how that is shortly now to play out, my angry little sodomite-loving friends. It’s about time for us to leave this place... YAY! ... How freakin’ awesome is that? ... So when you see us drop in, tell you about why God has begun your march to destruction, and then get out – it’s because the time is short. We have a job to do, and very little time to do it.
When we’re done, we will leave your filthy land and be placed safely out of the reach of the horror that will then land upon you swiftly and certainly – in one hour. We finished our job in Napa County – one of the few we have left – and then went to tell the Saints of our God-blessed exploits and our joy.
Gossip Boy points out that lawsuit woes have rendered the Westboro Baptist Church nearly bankrupt, and that their Jesus figure, Fred Phelps, is in very poor health. He then suggests that maybe it's time to move in on the cult and remove all the children, but, uh, we wouldn't go that far. Their website is often filled with this kind of batshit bullshit, and it would be just like them to keep on living and irritating the world for many years to come.
Below, Francois Sagat's personal response to Fred Phelps and his family.
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End for WBC (Gossip Boy)
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