"You're gonna blow 'em away with this. I really like Turkish figs." We're not sure why Johnny is talking about blowing Arpad Miklos, but whatever. We're just glad he's shirtless.
We came for the figs, but we stayed for the double entendre. "You know your figs are done," the elfin hunk explains, "when there's a little browning on the edges of the seams." Not if you douche thoroughly enough, Johnny!
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"You're gonna blow 'em away with this. I really like Turkish figs." We're not sure why 
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