Super top man Diesel Washington sure wants us to know he's a top and certainly does not take it in the backdoor. But doth he protest too much? Could his latest blog post be a hidden cry for help?
Diesel writes that he serves up such consistently rough fucks that "some bottoms won't work with me." But he's totally not afraid of getting fucked, ok? The no-holes-barred total top promises, "If I got any pleasure from getting rimmed or fingered, I would do it in a heart beat onscreen." Then, cryptically, he adds, "There are certain things I do in private Life that U will never know, Thats why they call it Private Life....."
Another Nancy Drew mystery waiting to be solved! Maybe he does not possess nerve endings on his anus, or maybe he suffered lasting trauma when an anus bit him as a child. Or maybe Diesel's "power top" persona masks his bottom-most desires -- of course, we're so scared of his jackhammer penis, we'd never even imagine the latter to be true.
Take the clip below, for example. As Diesel prepares for a piss scene on stage, someone asks him when he's going to bottom. "Never gonna happen," he says. "I haven't even gotten rimmed on camera."
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Super top man Diesel Washington sure wants us to know he's a top and certainly does not take it in the backdoor. But doth he protest too much? Could his latest blog post be a hidden cry for help?
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