Some food porn looks good enough to eat. Other food porn makes you taste vomit.
If the internet were a penis, David Mason would be the large, swollen blue vein that runs up the underside of its shaft. Today, the House of Vader auteur posted two gunge videos -- one offers a preview of a "goomiliating" pie porno available on an amateur niche site called Abs Pecs and Pies; the other serves up the "roidtard realness" of a meaty college jock gorging himself with a protein bong. The third clip, which comes from VBS.TV, documents the stuffing of Japanese vaginas with large quantities of living sea creatures. (P.S. Don't watch the third clip.)
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Some food porn looks good enough to eat. Other food porn makes you taste vomit.
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2. LOL!
3.... wwwwaaaaAAAHHHH HHH!
Did some damaged soul discover masturbation in childhood during an episode of I LOVE LUCY?
What is the appeal?