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LOS ANGELES... Weekly Scene

Written by paul
Thursday, 08 January 2009 18:04
In a city whose subjects buy their duvets at Target to scrounge up enough money for their Bentley payments, the peroxide glare can sometimes be overwhelming. Luckily, the steady line-up of parties here hardly ever changes. So until everyone starts clamoring for that elusive party in the hills after the bars close at 2 AM, there's no need to fret about the non-existent underground scene you're not missing.

Written by paul
Monday, 06 October 2008 17:39
Mustache Mondays @ rotating location 10PM This is a party for ironically-dressed hotties and too-cool-for-school freelance gays who may just be right when they insist that Mondays are the new Fridays.

Written by paul
Monday, 06 October 2008 17:09
Rimjob @ MJs 2810 Hyperion Ave 10PM The drunkest weekday party in Los Angeles, Rimjob at MJs offers an undulating mosh pit of go-go dancers and East Side daddies. Go to the crowded patio to watch soused bears accidentally burn the shower performers with their cigarette butts. Arrive early or wait in line. Beige @ Falcon 7213 W Sunset Ave 10PM This swanky gayfest at an over-priced sushi restaurant brings out the mingly, upper-crusty fashionistas and the bitchy, rich old queens who love them.

Written by paul
Monday, 06 October 2008 16:51
Karaoke with Kenny @ Fiesta Cantina 8851 Santa Monica Blvd 10PM Karaoke With Kenny brings out a big, drunk crowd that includes bartenders on their nights off, USC trust fund brats, congenial natives, and over-worked industry honchos who spend the night avoiding the daring glances of their assistants sitting a few tables over. Jason Lavitt's Club GAY!!! @ Fubar 1735 Vine St. 10PM This sleazy dance party is Fubar's newest addition to its weekly calendar.

Written by paul
Monday, 06 October 2008 16:24
Tigerheat @ Avalon 1735 Vine St. 10PM Pedophiles and scenesters alike will enjoy this raucous warehouse party, which combines an earnest happy-go-lucky underage crowd with a 'tudey contingent of too-cool scenesters. Temptation @ Apple 1735 Vine St. 10PM Jeffrey Sanker's brand new party features pop music and dirty go-go boys. Chi Chi Larue presides and DJ Morningstar spins.

Written by paul
Monday, 06 October 2008 15:35
Shits & Giggles @ Club 740 740 S Broadway 10PM Expect drunken performances, a packed smoker's patio, and boys with wiry armpit hair scraggling out from under tattered tank tops. Dancing and booze abounds, of course. Stallion @ Fubar 7994 Santa Monica Blvd. 9PM Yes, this bar is trashy and wild. But it's still technically located in West Hollywood, and the handful of snobby, watchful, pretty-people scenesters who come here prevent anyone from truly letting go. So the sleaze at Fubar is more of a piece of furniture in the corner than an all-encompassing vibe. Still, now that Hot Dog is woefully defunct, this is the best place to go for a dirty night west of Fairfax. ...read more Swallow @ MJ's 2810 Hyperion Ave 10PM Speaking of Hot Dog... this party comes via the loins of Mario Diaz, creator of Hot Dog and Big Fat Dick, and features DJ Barbeau. From Gay Bar Culture: "While the music is sometimes so gay here we feel like hate-criming ourselves, on many nights the music is just lovely, and the crowd and the DJ hold hands and throb together until closing." ...read more

Written by paul
Monday, 06 October 2008 15:30
Trash @ The Eagle 4219 Santa Monica Blvd. 9PM - 2AM It's LA. You've got to be tired of all the young pretty boys and aging pretty boys by now. At the Eagle, particularly if you're a little on the hairy side and into leather, you'll feel right at home. DJ Ted Eiel spins at this Saturday joint, which is "served up dirty with a side of sleazy. Cherry Pop @ UltraSuede 661 N. Robertson 9PM - 6AM It's the only after-hours in West Hollywood, so expect the usual WeHo cornucopia of trainers who are really models, retail queens who are really aspiring set-dressers and former models who are now graphic designers all dancing to Rihanna and drinking Ketel sodas, splash of cran. Free Dance Night @ Akbar 4356 W Sunset Blvd 10PM - 2AM On the weekends the boys elbow the pushy lezbots aside and take to the dance floor, which is arguably the most reckless, least judgmental dance floor in L.A. (It's also about the least cruisy.)

Written by paul
Monday, 06 October 2008 15:24
Beer Bust @ Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave 2PM - 2AM We once saw a little person giving head to a war veteran here. Size @ Here Lounge 696 N Robertson 8PM The long, narrow patio here at Here Lounge (696 N Robertson Blvd) makes for some good people-watching here is good, but it rarely turns into people-meeting; snobbiness has never smelled so much like fear. Still, the boys are pretty, the men are rich, and the v-necks are low. It's a West Hollywood signature, so give it a try before you too decide you hate it here at Here.