Today for the first time, scientists began to understand how a man can churn out a few of those puppies for every thousandth of a second that he lives.

The new gay activism is mutual masturbation. LA photographers get to expand their portfolios, former reality TV stars get flattering pictures of their biceps, and everyone gets to pretend that they're saving the world.

U.S. Air Marshalls, accompanied by a rep from thug porn studio Pitbull Productions, reportedly seized a shitload of counterfeit materials from a Greenwich Village porn shop, including 10,000 pirated DVDs.

In Slava Mogutin's new photo series, Stock Boyz, the "pinko commie fag" in Russian exile shows off his talent for finding exceptionally hot dudes and getting them to smile, and sometimes take out their cocks. I love it.

David Forest sent me a press release a few days ago explaining that his client, Jason Crystal, was only doing porn to pay for his mom's cancer bills. Yeah. No.