Apple Thinks That Gay People Are Objectionable
Apple Thinks That Gay People Are Objectionable
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Written by paul   
Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:31
apple is homophobicThe company that prides itself on being "cool" has rejected the Athletic Modeling Guild's 'Beefcake' application because it's "objectionable." Mind you, these are the same vintage beefcake images that that the federal government okay'd in the 1950s. Way to suck shit, Apple!










For its next "I'm a Mac; I'm a PC" commercial, Apple should consider replacing Justin Long with Maggie Gallagher. AMG announced today that its "Beefcake! 1.1" iPhone app was removed from the iTunes store, and that Apple pointed to the two harmless vintage photographs below as "examples" of the app's "objectionable content."



Don't worry, though. If it's tits and pussy you're looking for, the iTunes store is still flooded with half-naked women. "Chanel," "Jasmine" and "Mary" are just a few of the hundreds of sex vessels that Apple is happy to pimp out. What couldn't be more clear to The Sword is that there is only one solution to this problem, and that's to find the fucktard Apple executive who thinks shirtless men are obscene and wash his mouth out with a crusty bar of smegma.



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avatar brianna hoffner
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they gave a fuckton of money to the 'no on 8' campaign so it's not like the company's full of homophobes.
Tuesday 15 September 2009, 14:22
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Honestly, as a gay man I'm not offended by the removal of this app. The reason is when I look at those two pics, it kinda looks like their dicks are hanging out. I know most other guys would be like "woo hoo", but I wouldn't want to see that. Also, the Grindr App (which is about as gay as an app can possibly get) is still enjoying it's life in the App store. I think it has more to do with the fact that it looks like those two pics above have a penis exposed. Nothing really to be offended about, if you remember the "Hottest Girls" app was quickly pulled after people found out there were tits exposed in it.

Let's focus on the real matters such as gay marriage (which Apple clearly showed they supported) rather than some silly app removal.
Tuesday 15 September 2009, 18:47
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avatar RLDarden
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Beefcake?!? There's zero beef to be found, and even less cake! Maybe it was pulled because the guy(s. Are they both the same dude?) ain't even the least bit attractive, lookin' a hot mess, with some strange "situation" happening right around the crotch...
Tuesday 15 September 2009, 23:27
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avatar Trout
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There's a hole in their jeans - exposing underwear. They're wearing fucking layers.
Wednesday 16 September 2009, 06:10
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well they approved "grindr" which is a GPS-based gay hook-up app - they can't be that opposed to gay sex! my guess is AMG's app just sucked -
Wednesday 16 September 2009, 10:34
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