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Written by paul
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Thursday, 28 May 2009 10:45 |
 Are you sick and tired of bleaching and douching? Well luckily for you, a rising movement of decorative buttplugs will train your fuckbuddy's eye onto your gorgeous anal jewelry and away from that engorged hemmorhoid you can't seem to get rid of.
For centaur fetishists like us, there's no better anal accessory than this pony tail buttplug. Now, "anon party 'n play" means getting blindfolded and pinning the tail on the donkey, just like old times. (We recommend not clicking the NSFW image below, by the way.)
If pretty, pretty jewels are more your style, then why not co-opt this hetero company's Swarovski crystal beaded buttplug? Just don't ask Diesel Washington to stick one in there.
And this Polynesian buttplug is perfect for one of our favorite games. To play it, fill your anus with water before sex, plug up your pool of rectum juice with this anal grenade, and then, in the throes of sex, release your anal water all over your sex partner with an explosion of passion. Don't forget to say, "Surprise!"
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