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Written by paul
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Wednesday, 08 October 2008 17:35 |
 Pollsters and pundits are struggling this election season to understand the differences among various groups of people across the geo-political regions of these great states, and with our highly scientific study below, we'd like to think we're doing our patriotic part.
How do buttplug preferences vary from coast to coast? Which gay titles are popular in different cities? If a gay serial killer from Maine were to lure Levi Johnston back to his trailer, then chloroform him and bind him face-down onto his bed, what kind of lube would he likely use to masturbate Levi to completion before murdering him? What if that same serial killer lived in Atlanta? Insights like these help us to become better-informed citizens. If you love your country, take a look.
 Seattle, Washington
 Fantasy Unlimited
2027 Westlake Ave
(206) 682-0167
top selling anal product:
Vibratex Pandora Prostate Massager
 Portland, Oregon
 Oregon Theater
3530 SE Division St
(503) 232-7469
currently playing:
Gettin' Down
(Bijou Pictures, 2006)
 Milwaukee, Wisconsin
 Video City
5921 W. North Ave
(414) 771-7372
top selling gay title:
Muscle Men Fucking
(Jake Cruise, 2007)
(um, really guys?)
 East Haven, Connecticut
 Fairmount Theater
33 Main Street Annex
(203) 467-3832
currently playing:
Passions of War 4: Maneuvers
(All Worlds, 2005)
 Chicago, Illinois
 Bijou Theater
1349 N Wells St
(312) 943-5397
currently playing:
Young Boys on the Side
(HIS Video, 2007)
 Hialeah, Florida
 Good Time Adult Store & Video
1820 W 8th Ave
(305) 940-0027
top selling gay title:
Creamed IV
(Defiant Prods, 2006)
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Missoula, Montana
Fantasy For Adults Only
San Francisco, California
Rock Hard
Las Vegas, Nevada
Portland, Maine
Condom Sense
New York, New York
Atlanta, Georgia
Poster Hut
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