John Waters Advocates Stealing Elections, Terrorism, And Glory Holes In Voting Booths
John Waters Advocates Stealing Elections, Terrorism, And Glory Holes In Voting Booths
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Written by patrik   
Friday, 11 April 2008 02:13
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Our personal endorsement for President, the "Pope of Filth" John Waters, was honored at the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force Leadership Awards ceremony on Monday in New York City. "John is proud to have offended four generations," Debbie Harry said,  introducing him. Waters then took the stage and described his philosophy behind the democratic process and how it relates to cruising in bath houses. "Me in a towel, horny?" he imagined. "I couldn't get laid. I get laid by making people laugh. And that's what gay people should do: Use their wit and their humor as terrorism to win."





"I'm tired of liberals saying, ‘They stole the election.' Well, let's steal it this time," he continued, "I always vote three or four times in every election. And can't gay neighborhoods fix up [the voting places] better? Have them put glory holes in the voting booths. When you vote, pick somebody up!" Waters' next opus, Fruitcake, commences filming in the coming months while a new Broadway adaptation of Crybaby is now in its first run. Below, check out a video interviewing the Pope himself at the production's first rehearsal.


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