Lindsay Lohan Comes Out! Oh Wait... Lindsay Lohan Comes Out Against Sarah Palin! Whatever.
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Written by patrik
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Monday, 15 September 2008 05:24 |
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Lindsay Lohan broke her silence on her presidential endorsement yesterday via an outraged MySpace blog, in which she concluded with the exclamation "vote for Obama!" God, she can be so bossy sometimes. Prior to her plea for change in Washington, Lohan railed against the indisputably horrifying Sarah Palin, John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate born of Lucifer from oceans aflame (or, Alaska).Â
"I couldn't be more supportive of a woman in office, but let's face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female," Lohan reasoned. She then went on to specifically address gay rights: "Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?" (Noting that Lohan has crossed four of those five Palin sins off of her checklist, we can't help wondering if a secret high school baby will surface in the coming weeks.)Â To further illustrate her lesbian rage, Lohan copied and pasted this article by the Associated Press about Palin's church and its efforts to convert gays into straights.
While Lindsay and Samantha's official coming-out as a couple still eludes us, this post may be as close to an admission of gayness as any of us will get. In the meantime, you can catch Lohan attempting to revive her career this season on ABC's gayest show, Ugly Betty beginning September 25th.Â
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