In One Upside to the Recession, You Will Have More Sex

A recent poll of Britons, conducted by an AIDS charity called the Terrence Higgins Trust and released on World AIDS Day (yesterday kids, hope you celebrated accordingly), suggests that staying home and screwing is by and large a favorite activity to help save money.

Scottish people were by far the most horny, with 43% saying sex was their favorite free activity, while 35% Londoners–who have more window shopping and museum options to distract them–would choose sex over everything else. 

If recent Manhunt memberships are any indication, we’d say that American gays are definitely on board with these money-saving measures as well.

The organization who sponsored the poll, while apparently encouraging such slutty choices, stresses that everyone should be having *safe* sex through the duration of the financial crisis–as opposed to, say, reacting to losing your job by going on a meth-fueled bender and losing your “new virginity.”

Anyhow, in case you missed it, The Sword has a number of suggestions for weathering the recession with your sex life intact, including DIY dildos and a little thing called a ‘laycation.’  Also, dare we suggest an easy and economical membership on a porn site? Just a thought.

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