Once again pimping about nine different brands at once, Andrew Christian, in partnership with this gay mag called Winq, Gaytube, and the Chinese Grindr which is called Blued, has put out a Valentine’s video, which is “a date” with Topher DiMaggio.
I have no goddamn idea why or how the Chinese Grindr got attached to this, and I don’t see Topher scoping for Chinese dates on the app during the actual video, but they do show him perusing Winq on an iPad Topher reads, you guys! And they manage to work in a plug for Los Angeles restaurant Pump, the “sexy” restaurant owned by Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump.
But yes, just watch and dream of how it could be you there hanging out with Topher, getting a Valentine from him, following him naked through the house, watching him shake his ass just for you and bake you cookies, let you shave a heart into his pubes, then have a pillow fight, and then sexily eat chocolates on the sofa (see below: not sexy). Then he’ll giving you a teddy bear and flowers and take you to dinner at Pump and OMG WILL THIS EVER END?!
Anyway, it does look like Topher might need to re-learn how to eat.
[h/t: Banana Blog]